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I am Dani Smith, sometimes known around the web as Eglentyne. I am a writer in Texas. I like my beer and my chocolate bitter and my pens pointy.

This blog is one of my hobbies. I also knit, sew, run, parent, cook, eat, read, and procrastinate. I have too many hobbies and don’t sleep enough. Around here I talk about whatever is on my mind, mostly reading and writing, but if you hang out long enough, some knitting is bound to show up.

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    Friday
    Jun032011

    Etude: Accident, Truck vs. Truck

    Building on Wednesday’s episode of 10 Things, a ramble about an accident.

    In tenth grade I had my first and only car accident. I had been a licensed driver for less than a year. I was driving a fourteen-year-old, faded green, 1977 Chevy pickup truck with an on-the-column shift. At five feet tall (if I’m generous) and with the bench seat slid all the way forward, and if I scooted right up against the steering wheel, I could just about mash to the floor the giant pedals of the brake, clutch, and accelerator. With both a license and a vehicle, I had the righteous privilege of offering people rides home from school sometimes. In later years, I might view this as a curse. On that day, I was dropping off two friends before heading home myself.

    Our high school had a population just under two-thousand students. Only a small fraction of those rode the bus, and I’d bet almost none of them walked or rode bikes because the school was nowhere near anything at the time. Everyone else got picked up, drove themselves, or bummed rides from people like me. At the end of the school day, two parking lots full of teenage drivers and a pickup lane of buses and parents spilled out onto a winding, descending, narrow, two-lane road that terminated at a busy T-intersection at the bottom of the hill below the school. In the thick of the exodus, getting out of a parking lot onto that road was usually an adventure.

    My friends and I were giddy, practically punch drunk from who knows what, likely singing at the top of our lungs as we left school. We survived the merge onto the road and were sitting through a second round at the red light when another truck slammed into us from behind.

    I was six or eight cars back from the intersection, and the light had turned from red to green. I had taken my right foot from the brake and pulled the gear shift back and up into first. The tires were loose, but we hadn’t started to roll. My foot hadn’t made it to the accelerator. We hadn’t yet fastened our seat belts.

    The singing stopped. The impact threw us forward. All of our books and purses flew into the dashboard and spilled onto the floor. The chassis of the truck was knocked forward so that it didn’t sit right on the axles afterwards.

    The guy driving the new red pick-up wasn’t a teenager as you might expect. He was delivering parts for a local auto shop, driving his shiny, manual-transmission truck with one arm in a cast. He had smashed into us going at least thirty-fives miles per hour and had never once applied the brakes.

    We lied about the seat belts, puzzling everyone who expected us to have bruises from the shoulder straps. We were ok. Sore necks. Sore backs. A few days of headache. That green pick-up I was driving was a beast, and I credit it with protecting us from more serious harm.

    Wednesday
    Jun012011

    10 Things: Accident

    Okay, writers. Here you go. A little Wednesday writing kick in the pants to get some words flowing. Get out your pencil or a blank text page or knife and sheet of bark and number 1 to 10. When I say the magic words, you write the first ten things that pop into your noodle. I’ll meet you in the comments with my 10 Things. Ready? Watch out! 

    10 Things: ACCIDENT

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    Monday
    May022011

    10 Things: Caught

    I planned this post a week or two ago, from a list I wrote a month or two ago.

    Coincidence can be uncanny.

    Today’s coincidence has left me emotionally brittle and sapped my usual table-stomping, hollering, 10-Things enthusiasm, so we shall go quietly into today’s 10 Things.

    Write the first 10 Things you think when you see the word CAUGHT. I’ll meet you at the bottom of the post. 

     

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    My 10 (or more) Things: CAUGHT

    1. Playing tag

    2. Run run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me…

    3. Getting my hair caught on my curling brush when I was ten. Wishing I’d gotten a less tangle-prone curling IRON. But alas, ten-year-old beggars can’t be choosers.

    4. Getting caught sneaking into or out of the house, at my house, at friends’ house. 

    5. Getting caught returning to school late from a lunch break, covering with a story about my tire.

    6. Caught napping

    7. Caught on tape

    8. Caught a fish

    9. Caught a cold

    10. Caught off guard

    11. Caught on — figured it out, understood

    12. Caught in a spider’s web

    13. Caught in a net

    14. Caught out of bounds

    15. My sweater or belt loop caught on a drawer handle in the kitchen

    16. Caught the ball

    17. Caught by Navy SEALs.

     

    Create some peace somewhere today.

     

    Monday
    Apr252011

    10 Things: POKE

    Need a little writing inspiration? How about a writing kick in the pants? 

    Join me for a game of 10 THINGS-INGS-ings-ings.

    Need a little refresher? Me too. I’m going to shout out a word and you’re going to use the writing instrument of your choice to scribble or type out the first 10 THINGS you think of. Ready? (I’ll meet you down at the bottom of the page.)

    10 Things: POKE

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    Here are my ten things for POKE!

    1. Facebook. Poke. 

    2. Poke in the ribs. A cousin of the nudge. 

    3. Cowpoke.

    4. The Pokey Little Puppy. Who didn’t actually do any poking or nudging.

    5. I need that like I need a poke in the eye. Or the ribs. 

    6. Pokemon. Pikachu. How is that even spelled?

    7. Poker - Texas Hold ‘Em and the Corb Lund song, “All I wanna do is play cards.” (On the album Hair in my Eyes Like a Highland Steer. I’d link it, but it doesn’t seem to have an official video. You’ll find it.)

    8. A fireplace poker out in my back yard, in the rain, oxidizing. Waiting to be picked up by a maniac, or perhaps by me, in self-defense, while gardening, to ward off the suburban lawn demons. 

    9. Is it dead? Poke it and see if it moves.

    10. Poke. “Ow, quit it.” Poke. “Ow, quit it.” You know, it’s a scene from The Simpsons. Poking Bart.

    11. (Who says I have to stop? POKE ON!) poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke poke (whatever you do, do NOT google ‘poke’ and then look at the images. No, stop!)

    12. Poke -> Polk. You know, Polk, Andrew Polk? Can anyone name me anything about this president? Is anyone even reading this?

    13. Poke the yolk and let it run onto your toast. (Do with this one what you will, but as I’ve gone through to link these, I’ve learned that ‘Poka Yoke’ is a Japanese term for fail-safing a system. Um, yeah.)

    14. Some people don’t let children have knives, pencils, forks, or other pointy implements (pokers?) for fear that the kids’ll poke or stab each other or themselves. Or. We could teach the children HOW TO USE these COMMON and USEFUL tools. Ahem.

    15. Poke and provoke sound a lot alike and are sometimes synonymous. Sort of like provoking me about prolonging children’s ignorance and then using the outcome to justify prolonging the ignorance. (Why do I want to put a ‘u’ in prolonging???)

     

    Poke me with a comment and let me know what tumbled out for you. 

    Wednesday
    Mar092011

    10 Things: Wooden Matches, with special instructions

    Normally, with these 10 Things exercises, I give you a prompt and encourage you to write down the first 10 Things you think of. I also share mine. Let’s not do Normally today, ok? Today, I want you to think about Wooden Matches. I want you to think about the way to strike a wooden match, the way the match looks and smells while it’s burning and when it’s out. I want you to think about the way the burnt wood crumbles away and leaves a bit of soot on your fingers. Close your eyes for a moment and think about times you have used wooden matches. Can you make a list of 10 times you’ve struck a wooden match? Two? Three? Can you think of times you’ve struck a wooden match and tell me why you lit the match, where you were? Were they strike anywheres? Can you remember what you did with the matchstick when you were finished? Did you, by any chance, put the Struck Matches in your pocket? 

    Give it a shot. 10 times you’ve struck a wooden match. I’ll share my 10 in the comments a little later, in between the ins and outs of my day. If you get stuck, go read the poem “Antilamentations” by Dorianne Laux, posted on The Writer’s Almanac on Monday March 7, 2011. That’s the poem we can thank for today’s pondering.