It's the President on line 1

Last week, Hillary Clinton. This week, Ted Kennedy and Joseph Kennedy (stumping for Obama), then Barack Obama himself, followed very closely by Bill Clinton (stumping for, well, you know, his wife). All in or around little old Corpus Christi, Texas in a matter of days.

And the other night, Michelle Obama called (stumping for, well, you know, her husband). OK, she didn’t just call me since it was a prerecorded message.

But all the attention might start going to my head.

Do you think they’ll still love me after March 4?

Maybe I ought to hold off on the speech accepting that cabinet position, just in case.